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Special Message part 2Dear Friend,While I would really like to have put the reason for this message in the headlines, Spam filters being what they are would make sure that many of you never got this email, and never got the chance to save some extra dough! So here it is: I am having a "We finally got a Good Fax machine" Sale! Now if this sounds extremely pathetic and lame to you, I understand completely! I feel a little ridiculous celebrating the fact that we got a new fax machine too. But! It's actually pretty cool machine, laser printer high speed etc etc... But that is not the real reason for me to celebrate. The real reason is that we actually got a working fully functioning separate fax line! Now again you may think, "This guy has gone off the deep end!" But here is where the story gets a bit interesting. You see my warehouse is 9000 sq feet of solid brick mortar and concrete. And it is located halfway between Civilization and Amish country. Actually the Amish are some of the most civilized people I know!
What I am trying to say is that Dr Dave's Best is out in the Sticks. There is septic service only, the water is undrinkable and we are on top of a hill that has a penchant for lightning strikes, all of which tends to be hard on equipment. While the temperature is well controlled (it has to be to store the supplements) the heating system looks like Freddy Kroeger's Nightmare on Elm Street summer vacation spot. It is an old old oil burner that is big enough to walk into. It generates some much steam that we have to have collection trays to catch all the water that condenses when this puppy is cranked up! Again, all of this tends to be hard on electronic communication media, you know phones, faxes computers etc. Now here is the real hook. The walls are at least 2 feet thick. You see the building was originally a country school built in 1923, and they built them like castles in those days. Must be something about 1923 because 3 of the public schools I attended in my younger years were built in 1923! Do you remember those yellow and black "Bomb Shelter" stickers? Well this building had them when we first moved in and let me tell you I feel well protected in there. Wouldn't trade this cool old building for the world! But getting the phone company from nowhere'sville out to drill a hole in the side of this beast of a building wound up taking 1 full year. So I figure that is reason to celebrate! I am giving an additional 10% off each product (and free shipping!) to anyone who faxes in their order from Friday midnight to Sunday midnight. Here's what you do to save the additional 10% 1) Get a standard 9 ½ (nine and one half) by 11 inch sheet of white paper. 2) Write down your name, address, billing and shipping if different and your Credit Card number. The fax line is secure so you don't have to worry about security issues. 3) Write down what you want and how many bottles of each item. 4) Yes! The savings do apply to the preproduction discounts on Monster Multi and Instant Brain Power as well. 5) The savings also apply to the CD's as well. 6) Ok you've written down what you want, your Credit card info and where we should send it (don't forget your phone number!) just add up the total for your items and then subtract 10% Example order total $189.95 minus 10% ( ten percent) is an additional $18.95 you just saved! 7) And to sweeten the pot a little more and save you some additional money ( and us some additional work!) Shipping is FREE on all Domestic Orders. Sorry we cannot discount shipping on foreign orders. 8) Next go to a fax machine and dial: 610 916 3931 and fax your order to us! It's that simple and you've just saved and additional 10% and gotten free shipping in the process! A couple of rules! 1) This is a fax in sale only. It does not apply to regular website or phone orders NO EXCEPTIONS so please don't ASK! 2) Please do your Math correctly. By sending us this info you are authorizing us to charge your credit card. If you make a mistake we need to correct it so we DO NEED YOUR PHONE NUMBER not just the fax number you sent it from! 3) The sale starts from the time you get this email, and ends Sunday at midnight. Any faxes arriving after that will be discarded so Don't Delay! Thanks so much for helping me celebrate! As you can see, it's the little things in life that sometimes make all the difference! Have a great weekend and live life to the fullest! To experience the amazing and multiple benefits of Dr Dave's Best Pharmaceutical Grade Fish Oil go to the site and order NOW! Dr Dave's Best Pharmaceutical Grade Fish Oil For the worlds best anti-aging supplements including Dr Dave’s Best Pharmaceutical Grade Fish Oil and the one and only Regenerizer go to: http://www.drdavesbest.com/frontend/proddetail.aspx?pn=DDB-RG And order now. Don’t delay; you are not getting any younger, YET! Some other Dr Dave's Best Products designed to help you get the most out of Life! Instant Endurance: Why Some People Enjoy Ridiculously Abundant Energy Even While Working 16 Hours A Day Because of a new formula used by Olympic athletes, now you can enjoy ample energy and become more productive in everything you do. Whether it's work, play or sex, you'll outperform your peers like Lance Armstrong at the Tour de France. This breakthrough came as a result of years of trial and error. Working together, a world-renowned herbalist and America's leading anti-aging doctor have developed the perfect blend of ingredients to ensure abundant energy when you need it. We've reserved - we think - enough supplies if you order now. Just clink this link to experience what I'm talking about. Or you may be missing out on what your neighbor is experiencing... Again, here's the link: Monster Multi: Announcing The Most Important - And Exclusive - Multi Vitamin That Helps Reverse The Aging Process Your body restores and maintains optimal health when you give it what it needs. And extraordinary health begins with the right foundation. As a doctor, I know the importance a good multi-vitamin can have on your health. And I wouldn't recommend one to you...until now. An exclusive multi-vite is now available and provides your body with essential ingredients that are the foundation for extraordinary health. Because of the work of 3 leading anti-aging doctors, every ingredient and the roles they play in interacting with each other was comprehensively researched. To ensure that you're getting a superior multi-vite that begins to reverse the aging process, follow this link. I think you'll agree with me that it's superior to every other multi-vitamin. Click this link and decide for yourself. Instant Brain Power: How This Doctor's New Breakthrough Keeps Your Mind Sharp And Improves Creativity, Memory & Recall No Matter What Your Age At last! A doctor approved, all natural product that significantly boosts your memory, recall and overall mental sharpness. From teenagers with exams to adults dealing with a variety of issues, a focused, creative and sharp mind is vital to a healthy lifestyle. Conclusive studies, my personal experience and countless hours of researching and testing have shown the ingredients in this new product are guaranteed to bring results. What can it do for you? Follow this link for free documentation and the reasons why it's essential. Just go here: Dr Dave's Best makes no claims to treat mitigate or diagnose any disease with any of the products listed on our site, past present or future! Copyright 2005 ![]() Dave Woynarowski, M.D., CPT The Nation's #1 Anti-Aging Physician P.S. For the worlds best anti-aging supplements including Dr Dave's Best Pharmaceutical Grade Fish Oil go here and order now. Don't delay; you are not getting any younger, YET!
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